Dentist Quotes: All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure, I’d sooner go to my dentist any day. I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let’s make it the orthodontist.
Dentist Quotes
Before I got into rock n’ roll, I would be a dentist.”
Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.”
For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers can learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant.”
For the very top earners, vision and inspiration are essential. You need those to become the next Steve Jobs, but perhaps not to be the highest-paid dentist in Beverly Hills.”
I am lucky: I have fantastic doctors and a fantastic dentist.”
I find it irresponsible to go, ‘She’s an actress, what does she know?’ That means if you’re a dentist, what do you know? If you’re a lawyer, what do you know? It’s our profession, it’s what we do. It’s not who we are.”
I get sensationalism, I get gossip, I understand that. If I’m at the dentist, I’ll also flip through those magazines. But it’s especially annoying when it’s something that is too much.”
I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so… I’m fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities.”
I hate getting haircuts. It’s like going to the damn dentist, man.”
dental care quotes
I live at the dentist’s. I’m on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.”
I wanted to be a dentist when I was younger. But then I started to get big and realized that my hands were so big, I’d kind of scare the little kids away.”
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up.”
I was a bio major, and I was going to take over my aunt’s dental practice and be a dentist.”
I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.”
I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.”
I’d rather go to the dentist… but I’m going.”
I’m like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I’m very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.”
My dentist said my teeth were wearing away at the back because I couldn’t bite. My top jaw was broken and brought forward, and my bottom jaw was broken and put back.”
One of my sensory problems was hearing sensitivity, where certain loud noises, such as a school bell, hurt my ears. It sounded like a dentist drill going through my ears.”
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist’s drill.”
inspirational dental quotes
Trips to the dentist – I like to postpone that kind of thing.”
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.”
Be true to your teeth and they won’t be false to you. ~Soupy Sales
The toothbrush doesn’t remove six months of tartar 30 minutes before your appointment. ~Dental Saying
Dentistry is not expensive, neglect is. ~Dental Saying
Hot things, sharp things, sweet things, cold things,All rot the teeth, and make them look like old things.~Benjamin Franklin
Got teeth? Thank your dental hygienist. ~Dental Saying
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. ~Johnny Carson
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. ~George D. Prentice
Why, you have in this nether Jaw on this Side but two Grinders and a Stump; and in that Part of your upper Jaw, never a Stump, and never a Grinder; alas all’s levell’d there, as smooth as the Palm of one’s Hand. Oh unfortunate Don Quixote, cry’d the Knight! I had rather have lost an Arm, so it were not my Sword-Arm; for a Mouth without Cheek-Teeth, is like a Mill without a Millstone, Sancho; and every Tooth in a Man’s Head is more valuable than a Diamond. ~Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, 1605, translated from the Spanish by several hands
dental quotes for patients
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas. ~Mason Cooley
No, my friend, I am not drunk. It is that I have been to the dentist and I need not go again for six months. It is a beautiful thought. ~Agatha Christie, The Patriotic Murders (Hercule Poirot)
You don’t have to brush your teeth — just the ones you want to keep. ~Author unknown
Too many of today’s children have straight teeth and crooked morals. ~Unidentified high school principal
The man with the toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. ~George Bernard Shaw
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. ~Ambrose Bierce
What helps writers, and ultimately, obviously, helps the actors – who should serve the words that the writer puts on the page – is if the character has damages, because then the writers can cultivate and excavate, like a dentist going into a tooth.”
When the amalgam is delivered to your dentist in a special protective box, he has to take extreme caution when handling the stuff: with masks, gloves, gowns, goggles, all needed to protect him from danger. He then drills your teeth and rams the mixture into your cavities, whereupon it becomes miraculously, instantly safe!”